| rated 2.47 out of 5 |
| ranked #189 out of 325 quotes |
| total 2 votes |
I’ll teach you anything. Just don’t eat me.
- Chris Rock as Caretaker, in “The Longest Yard”.
Full Quote:
Switowski: Will you teach me to football?
Paul ‘Wrecking’ Crewe: Sure, I’ll teach you to football.
Caretaker: I’ll teach you anything. Just don’t eat me.
Quote Category: Cheesiest Quotes
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This movie quotation ranks #244 for Famous Quotes and ranks #50 for Funniest Quotes.
About The Longest Yard
While spending time in prison, a former star quaterback is asked to organise some convicts into a football team to play against the guards.
Main Actors: Adam Sandler, Chris Rock, Burt Reynolds.
Director: Peter Segal.
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