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Philip Seymour Hoffman

Dude, no. This is serious. I just sharted.

- Philip Seymour Hoffman as Sandy Lyle, in “Along Came Polly”.

Full Quote:

Sandy Lyle: Reuben, I’m in a situation here. We have to leave now.
Reuben Feffer: No. Can we stay a couple more minutes?
Sandy Lyle: Dude, no. This is serious. I just sharted.
Reuben Feffer: I don’t know what that means.
Sandy Lyle: I tried to fart and a little shit came out. I just sharted. Now let’s go.
Reuben Feffer: You’re the most disgusting person I’ve ever met in my life.

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This movie quotation ranks #77 for Famous Quotes and ranks #3 for Funniest Quotes.

About Along Came Polly

Romantic comedy about an organized guy whose life is turned upside down when he meets Polly.

Main Actors: Ben Stiller, Jennifer Aniston, Philip Seymour Hoffman.

Director: John Hamburg.

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