Cheesiest Quotes
Every now and then, there is a piece of dialog in a movie that makes you groan and yell “What were they thinking?!”
Whether it was poorly delivered or just should never have been in the script to begin with, these cheesy movie quotes stay with us forever… and ever.
Here’s the list of the cheesiest movie quotes ranked and rated by our visitors.
241. Old age. It’s the only disease, Mr. Thompson, that you don’t look forward to being cured of.
- Everett Sloan as Mr. Bernstein, in “Citizen Kane”
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242. Doggie fart, gladdens my heart.
- Chantal Neuwirth as Benedicte, in “A Very Long Engagement”
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244. What do you say, pal, after a few more like this one, we retire!
- Dwight Frye as Karl, in “Bride of Frankenstein”
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245. Yes, I know. Made me from dead. I love dead… hate living.
- Boris Karloff as The Monster, in “Bride of Frankenstein”
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246. I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe…
- Rutger Hauer as Roy Batty, in “Blade Runner”
Read more…247. All my life, I’ve been looking for class… but this, is REAL class.
- Edward G. Robinson as Little John T. ‘Johnny’ Sarto, in “Brother Orchid”
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248. Why don’t you go outside and jerk yourself a soda?
- Annette Bening as Virginia Hill, in “Bugsy”
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249. Well, it’s not the men in your life that counts, it’s the life in your men.
- Mae West as Tira, in “I\’m No Angel”
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250. You want me, you’re going to have to come and get me!
- Edward G. Robinson as Caesar Enrico Bandello, in “Little Caesar”
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