Cheesiest Quotes

Every now and then, there is a piece of dialog in a movie that makes you groan and yell “What were they thinking?!”

Whether it was poorly delivered or just should never have been in the script to begin with, these cheesy movie quotes stay with us forever… and ever.

Here’s the list of the cheesiest movie quotes ranked and rated by our visitors.

rated 3.43 out of 5
Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

21. Shall we shag now, or shall we shag later?

- Mike Myers as Austin Powers, in “Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery”

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rated 3.43 out of 5
Love Story

22. Love means never having to say you’re sorry.

- Ryan O’Neal as Oliver Barrett IV, in “Love Story”

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rated 3.42 out of 5
Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines

23. Desire is irrelevant! I am, a MACHINE!

- Arnold Schwarzenegger as The Terminator, in “Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines”

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rated 3.41 out of 5
History of the World Part I

24. We are now armed with mighty joint!

- Gregory Hines as Josephus, in “History of the World Part I”

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rated 3.35 out of 5
Forrest Gump

25. Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.

- Tom Hanks as Forrest Gump, in “Forrest Gump”

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rated 3.35 out of 5
Notting Hill

26. I’m just a girl standing in front of a boy asking him to love her.

- Julia Roberts as Anna Scott, in “Notting Hill”

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rated 3.31 out of 5
True Lies

27. You’re fired!

- Arnold Schwarzenegger as Harry Tasker, in “True Lies”

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rated 3.28 out of 5
The Postman

28. No, I’m a postman.

- Kevin Costner as The Postman, in “The Postman”

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rated 3.24 out of 5
White Heat

29. ‘What’s holding him up!”

- Edmond O\’Brien as Vic Pardo/Hank Fallon, in “White Heat”

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rated 3.24 out of 5
Shane

30. Shane. Shane. Come back!

- Brandon De Wilde as Joey Starrett, in “Shane”

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