Funniest Quotes
The right words from a screenwriter delivered with the right timing from an actor can produce moments that are both memorable and funny.
Here’s the list of the funniest movie quotes ranked and rated by our visitors.
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1. I am serious … and don’t call me Shirley
- Leslie Nielsen as Dr Rumack, in “Airplane!”
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2. One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don’t know.
- Groucho Marx as Captain Jeffrey T. Spaulding, in “Animal Crackers”
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4. That’s what I love about these high school girls, man. I keep getting older, they stay the same age.
- Matthew McConaughey as David Wooderson, in “Dazed and Confused”
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5. I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?
- Robert De Niro as Jack Byrnes, in “Meet the Parents”
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6. I shall call him squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my squishy.
- Ellen DeGeneres as Dory, in “Finding Nemo”
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7. Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. And you must be the Monopoly guy! Thanks for the free parking!
- Jim Carrey as Ace Ventura, in “Ace Ventura 2: When Nature Calls”
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8. Wake up Dick. God made a brand new day
- Kevin Sherwood as Kevin, in “Gamers the movie”
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9. I live at home with my parents. It’s just temporary… ’til they die
- Kevin Kirkpatrick as Gordo, in “Gamers - The Movie”
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10. Dude, no. This is serious. I just sharted.
- Philip Seymour Hoffman as Sandy Lyle, in “Along Came Polly”
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