Funniest Quotes
The right words from a screenwriter delivered with the right timing from an actor can produce moments that are both memorable and funny.
Here’s the list of the funniest movie quotes ranked and rated by our visitors.
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1. I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?
- Robert De Niro as Jack Byrnes, in “Meet the Parents”
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2. I am serious … and don’t call me Shirley
- Leslie Nielsen as Dr Rumack, in “Airplane!”
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3. Dude, no. This is serious. I just sharted.
- Philip Seymour Hoffman as Sandy Lyle, in “Along Came Polly”
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4. That’s what I love about these high school girls, man. I keep getting older, they stay the same age.
- Matthew McConaughey as David Wooderson, in “Dazed and Confused”
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5. Wake up Dick. God made a brand new day
- Kevin Sherwood as Kevin, in “Gamers the movie”
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7. I live at home with my parents. It’s just temporary… ’til they die
- Kevin Kirkpatrick as Gordo, in “Gamers - The Movie”
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8. One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don’t know.
- Groucho Marx as Captain Jeffrey T. Spaulding, in “Animal Crackers”
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10. Napoleon, don’t be jealous that I’ve been chatting online with babes all day.
- Aaron Ruell as Kip Dynamite, in “Napoleon Dynamite”
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