Funniest Quotes
The right words from a screenwriter delivered with the right timing from an actor can produce moments that are both memorable and funny.
Here’s the list of the funniest movie quotes ranked and rated by our visitors.
12. That’s not a knife… THAT’S a knife.
- Paul Hogan as Michael J. \’Crocodile\’ Dundee, in “Crocodile Dundee”
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13. You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
- Adam Sandler as Happy Gilmore, in “Happy Gilmore”
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15. That was a pre-emptive “sh!” Now, I have a whole bag of “sh!” with your name on it.
- Mike Myers as Dr. Evil, in “Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery”
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16. You see this?! THIS… is my BOOMSTICK!!
- Bruce Campbell as Ash, in “Army of Darkness”
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17. Napoleon, don’t be jealous that I’ve been chatting online with babes all day.
- Aaron Ruell as Kip Dynamite, in “Napoleon Dynamite”
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18. I’ll have what she’s having.
- Estelle Reiner as Older Female Customer, in “When Harry Met Sally…”
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19. You know, you haven’t stopped talking since I came here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle.
- Groucho Marx as Rufus T. Firefly, in “Duck Soup”
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20. It’s not a tumor!
- Arnold Schwarzenegger as Detective John Kimble, in “Kindergarten Cop”
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