Funniest Quotes
The right words from a screenwriter delivered with the right timing from an actor can produce moments that are both memorable and funny.
Here’s the list of the funniest movie quotes ranked and rated by our visitors.
261. All right, Mr. DeMille, I’m ready for my close-up.
- Gloria Swanson as Norma Desmond, in “Sunset Boulevard”
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262. Elementary, my dear Watson.
- Basil Rathbone as Sherlock Holmes, in “The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes”
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263. Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
- Al Pacino as Michael Corleone, in “The Godfather: Part II”
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264. My precious.
- Andy Serkis as Gollum, in “The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King”
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265. Toto, I’ve a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore.
- Judy Garland as Dorothy Gale, in “The Wizard of Oz”
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266. I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!
- Margaret Hamilton as Wicked Witch of the West, in “The Wizard of Oz”
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269. I’m as mad as hell, and I’m not going to take this anymore!
- Peter Finch as Howard Beale, in “Network”
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270. Oh, Jerry, don’t let’s ask for the moon. We have the stars.
- Bette Davis as Charlotte Vale, in “Now, Voyager”
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