Funniest Quotes
The right words from a screenwriter delivered with the right timing from an actor can produce moments that are both memorable and funny.
Here’s the list of the funniest movie quotes ranked and rated by our visitors.
273. Why don’t you come up sometime and see me?
- Mae West as Lady Lou, in “She Done Him Wrong”
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274. Wait a minute, wait a minute. You ain’t heard nothin’ yet!
- Al Jolson as Jakie Rabinowitz (Jack Robin) , in “The Jazz Singer”
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275. The, uh, stuff that dreams are made of.
- Humphrey Bogart as Sam Spade, in “The Maltese Falcon”
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276. Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.
- Gary Cooper as Henry Louis ‘Lou’ Gehrig, in “The Pride of the Yankees”
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277. You know how to whistle, don’t you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow.
- Lauren Bacall as Marie ‘Slim’ Browning, in “To Have and Have Not”
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278. Greed, for lack of a better word, is good.
- Michael Douglas as Gordon Gekko, in “Wall Street”
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279. Made it, Ma! Top of the world!
- James Cagney as Arthur ‘Cody’ Jarrett , in “White Heat”
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280. My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you.
- James Cagney as George M. Cohan , in “Yankee Doodle Dandy”
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