Funniest Quotes
The right words from a screenwriter delivered with the right timing from an actor can produce moments that are both memorable and funny.
Here’s the list of the funniest movie quotes ranked and rated by our visitors.
281. Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
- Humphrey Bogart as Rick Blaine, in “Casablanca”
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283. One, two, Freddy’s coming for you…
- Children as Various kids, in “A Nightmare on Elm Street”
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284. Doggie fart, gladdens my heart.
- Chantal Neuwirth as Benedicte, in “A Very Long Engagement”
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287. Sometimes there’s so much beauty in the world I feel like I can’t take it, like my heart’s going to cave in.
- Wes Bentley as Ricky Fitts, in “American Beauty”
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288. Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
- Catherine Zeta-Jones as Gwen Harrison, in “America\’s Sweethearts”
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289. Gimme a whiskey, ginger ale on the side. And don’t be stingy, baby.
- Greta Garbo as Anna Christie, in “Anna Christie”
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290. You’re why cavemen chiseled on walls.
- Greg Kinnear as Simon Bishop, in “As Good As It Gets”
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