Funniest Quotes
The right words from a screenwriter delivered with the right timing from an actor can produce moments that are both memorable and funny.
Here’s the list of the funniest movie quotes ranked and rated by our visitors.
21. I will bitch slap you back to Africa.
- Jackie Chan as Chief Inspector Lee, in “Rush Hour 2″
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22. Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here! This is the War Room!
- Peter Sellers as President Merkin Muffley, in “Dr. Strangelove”
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23. What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?
- R. Lee Ermey as Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, in “Full Metal Jacket”
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24. Snakes! Why did it have to be snakes?
- Harrison Ford as Indiana Jones, in “Raiders of the Lost Ark”
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25. You know the difference between you and me? I make this look good.
- Will Smith as Agent J, in “Men In Black”
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26. I don’t want to buy or sell anything that’s processed.
- John Cusack as Lloyd Dobler, in “Say Anything”
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27. Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
- Matthew Broderick as Ferris Bueller, in “Ferris Bueller\’s Day Off”
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28. This definitely rates about a 9.0 on my weird-shit-o-meter.
- Will Smith as Agent J, in “Men In Black”
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30. We came. We saw. We kicked it’s ass.
- Bill Murray as Dr. Peter Venkman, in “Ghostbusters”
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