Funniest Quotes
The right words from a screenwriter delivered with the right timing from an actor can produce moments that are both memorable and funny.
Here’s the list of the funniest movie quotes ranked and rated by our visitors.
21. I’m your worst f***ing nightmare, man! A nigger with a badge.
- Eddie Murphy as Reggie Hammond, in “48 Hours”
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22. We came. We saw. We kicked it’s ass.
- Bill Murray as Dr. Peter Venkman, in “Ghostbusters”
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25. Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here! This is the War Room!
- Peter Sellers as President Merkin Muffley, in “Dr. Strangelove”
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26. I will bitch slap you back to Africa.
- Jackie Chan as Chief Inspector Lee, in “Rush Hour 2″
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27. Is this the man who wrecked the buffet at the Howard Club?
- Eddie Murphy as Axel Foley, in “Beverly Hills Cop”
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28. Snakes! Why did it have to be snakes?
- Harrison Ford as Indiana Jones, in “Raiders of the Lost Ark”
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29. You know the difference between you and me? I make this look good.
- Will Smith as Agent J, in “Men In Black”
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30. What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?
- R. Lee Ermey as Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, in “Full Metal Jacket”
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