Funniest Quotes
The right words from a screenwriter delivered with the right timing from an actor can produce moments that are both memorable and funny.
Here’s the list of the funniest movie quotes ranked and rated by our visitors.
291. When you first entered the restaurant, I thought you were handsome… and then, of course, you spoke.
- Helen Hunt as Carol Connelly, in “As Good As It Gets”
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292. You make me want to be a better man.
- Jack Nicholson as Melvin Udall, in “As Good As It Gets”
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293. You make me want to be a better man.
- Jack Nicholson as Melvin Udall, in “As Good As It Gets”
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294. You might be a cunning linguist, but I am a master debater.
- Mike Myers as Austin Powers, in “Austin Powers in Goldmember”
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295. One million dollars!
- Mike Myers as Dr. Evil, in “Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery”
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296. Why must I be surrounded by frickin’ idiots?
- Mike Myers as Dr. Evil, in “Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery”
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297. Shall we shag now, or shall we shag later?
- Mike Myers as Austin Powers, in “Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery”
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298. Sake it to me baby!
- Mike Myers as Austin Powers, in “Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery”
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299. I’ve been frozen for 30 years. I’ve got to see if my bits and pieces are still working.
- Mike Myers as Austin Powers, in “Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery”
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300. That ain’t no woman! It’s a man, man!
- Mike Myers as Austin Powers, in “Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery”
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