Funniest Quotes
The right words from a screenwriter delivered with the right timing from an actor can produce moments that are both memorable and funny.
Here’s the list of the funniest movie quotes ranked and rated by our visitors.
301. Do I make you horny? Randy? Do I make you horny, baby, yeah, do I?
- Mike Myers as Austin Powers, in “Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery”
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302. Smashing, baby.
- Mike Myers as Austin Powers, in “Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery”
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303. I started to work my mojo, to counter their mojo; we got cross-mojulation, and their heads started exploding.
- Mike Myers as Austin Powers, in “Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery”
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304. Mini-me, you complete me.
- Mike Myers as Dr. Evil, in “Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me”
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305. Excellent!
- Alex Winter and Keanu Reeves as Bill and Ted, in “Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure”
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306. When I get home people ‘ll ask me, “Hey Hoot, why do you do it man? Why?”..
- Eric Bana as Sfc. Norm ‘Hoot’ Hooten, in “Black Hawk Down”
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307. I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe…
- Rutger Hauer as Roy Batty, in “Blade Runner”
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308. You aren’t too bright. I like that in a man.
- Kathleen Turner as Matty Walker, in “Body Heat”
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309. But the thing is, um, what I’m trying to say, very inarticulately, is that, um, in fact, perhaps despite appearances, I like you, very much. Just as you are.
- Colin Firth as Mark Darcy, in “Bridget Jones\’ Diary”
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310. But the thing is, um, what I’m trying to say, very inarticulately, is that, um, in fact, perhaps despite appearances, I like you, very much. Just as you are.
- Colin Firth as Mark Darcy, in “Bridget Jones\’ Diary”
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