Funniest Quotes
The right words from a screenwriter delivered with the right timing from an actor can produce moments that are both memorable and funny.
Here’s the list of the funniest movie quotes ranked and rated by our visitors.
311. Not me mister, from now on I’m a farmer!
- John Wayne as Quirt Evans, in “Angel and the Badman”
Read more…312. Sir Simon, if you have done a good deed, then why are you still here and not resting beyond the Pine Woods?
- Margaret O\’Brien as Lady Jessica Canterville, in “Canterville Ghost”
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314. Get away fom me, you hairy Ape!
- Susan Hayward as Mildred Douglas, in “The Hairy Ape”
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315. That’s right ZuZu… ‘atta boy, Clarence!
- James Stewart as George Bailey, in “It’s a Wonderful Life”
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316. There is no such thing as a bad boy!
- Spencer Tracy as Father Edward J. Flanagan, in “Boys Town”
Read more…317. Coward, Sir? From now on, every time I hear the name ‘Plunkett’, I’ll snap to attention and salute!
- Alan Hale, Sr. as Sergeant ‘Big Mike’ Wynn, in “The Fighting 69th”
Read more…319. He’s so cheesy, I can’t watch him without crackers.
- Winona Ryder as Lelaina Pierce, in “Reality Bites”
Read more…320. If you don’t stop talking like a bitch, I’m gonna slap you like a bitch.
- Michael Madsen as Mr. Blonde, in “Reservoir Dogs”
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