Funniest Quotes
The right words from a screenwriter delivered with the right timing from an actor can produce moments that are both memorable and funny.
Here’s the list of the funniest movie quotes ranked and rated by our visitors.
31. Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
- Matthew Broderick as Ferris Bueller, in “Ferris Bueller\’s Day Off”
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33. We came. We saw. We kicked it’s ass.
- Bill Murray as Dr. Peter Venkman, in “Ghostbusters”
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34. If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.
- Rip Torn as Patches O\’Houlihan, in “Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story”
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35. No, ma’am. We at the FBI do not have a sense of humor we’re aware of.
- Tommy Lee Jones as Agent K, in “Men In Black”
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36. I’m your worst f***ing nightmare, man! A nigger with a badge.
- Eddie Murphy as Reggie Hammond, in “48 Hours”
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37. Excuse me, sir. Seeing as how the V.P. is such a V.I.P., shouldn’t we keep the P.C. on the Q.T.? ‘Cause if it leaks to the V.C. he could end up M.I.A., and then we’d all be put out in K.P.
- Robin Williams as Adrian Cronauer, in “Good Morning, Vietnam”
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38. The time-traveling is just too dangerous. Better that I devote myself to study the other great mystery of the universe… women!
- Christopher Lloyd as Dr. Emmett \”Doc\” Brown, in “Back to the Future Part II”
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40. I’ll have what she’s having.
- Estelle Reiner as Older Female Customer, in “When Harry Met Sally…”
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