Funniest Quotes
The right words from a screenwriter delivered with the right timing from an actor can produce moments that are both memorable and funny.
Here’s the list of the funniest movie quotes ranked and rated by our visitors.
41. I suffer from short term memory loss. It runs in my family… At least I think it does… Where are they?
- Ellen DeGeneres as Dory, in “Finding Nemo”
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42. Yeah, baby, yeah!
- Mike Myers as Austin Powers, in “Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery”
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43. Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape.
- Charlton Heston as George Taylor, in “Planet of the Apes”
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45. Carol the waitress, Simon the fag.
- Jack Nicholson as Melvin Udall, in “As Good As It Gets”
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46. Trust me, Greg, when you start having little Fockers running around, you’ll feel the need for this type of security.
- Robert De Niro as Jack Byrnes, in “Meet the Parents”
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47. Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.
- Cary Grant as Mortimer Brewster, in “Arsenic and Old Lace”
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48. Define ‘irony’: a bunch of idiots dancing around on a plane, to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash.
- Steve Buscemi as Garland “The Marietta Mangler” Greene, in “Con-Air”
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49. No good to fight. But if must fight… win!
- Pat Morita as Mr. Miyagi, in “Karate Kid”
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50. If I’m not back in five minutes… wait longer!
- Jim Carrey as Ace Ventura, in “Ace Venture, Pet Detective”
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