Funniest Quotes
The right words from a screenwriter delivered with the right timing from an actor can produce moments that are both memorable and funny.
Here’s the list of the funniest movie quotes ranked and rated by our visitors.
53. Yeah, I’m just going home, grab a shower and shave, give the wife a little pickle-tickle, and I’m on my way.
- Jon Lovitz as Ernie Capidivil, in “A League of Their Own”
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54. You’ve got to ask yourself a question: “Do I feel lucky?” Well, do ya, punk?
- Clint Eastwood as Inspector Harry Callahan, in “Dirty Harry”
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55. I’ll teach you anything. Just don’t eat me.
- Chris Rock as Caretaker, in “The Longest Yard”
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56. Yeah… you’re a legend in your own mind.
- Clint Eastwood as Inspector ‘Dirty’ Harry Callahan, in “Sudden Impact”
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57. That would be harsher punishment for parole violators, Stan… and world peace.
- Sandra Bullock as Gracie Hart, in “Miss Congeniality”
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59. You’ve seemed to have come under the spell of a Rasputin of the paint pots!
- Charles Ruggles as Freddie Lindley, in “A Stolen Life”
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60. Toga! Toga!
- John Belushi as John ‘Bluto’ Blutarsky, in “National Lampoon’s Animal House”
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