Funniest Quotes
The right words from a screenwriter delivered with the right timing from an actor can produce moments that are both memorable and funny.
Here’s the list of the funniest movie quotes ranked and rated by our visitors.
61. Mama says, “Stupid is as stupid does.”
- Michael Conner Humphreys as Young Forrest Gump, in “Forrest Gump”
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63. C’mon, princess, you’re not that ugly. All right, you are ugly. But you’re only like this at night. Shrek’s ugly 24/7.
- Eddie Murphy as Donkey, in “Shrek”
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64. Old age. It’s the only disease, Mr. Thompson, that you don’t look forward to being cured of.
- Everett Sloan as Mr. Bernstein, in “Citizen Kane”
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66. I’m bigger than you and higher up the food chain. Get in my belly.
- Mike Myers as Austin Powers, in “Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me”
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67. I have strong feelings about gun control. If there’s a gun around, I want to be controlling it.
- Clint Eastwood as Tommy Nowak, in “Pink Cadillac”
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69. Jesus Christ, he’s tiny! I’ve had bigger chunks of corn in my crap.
- Mike Myers as Fat Bastard, in “Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me”
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70. First rule of Fight Club is… you don’t talk about Fight Club.
- Brad Pitt as Tyler Durden, in “Fight Club”
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