Funniest Quotes
The right words from a screenwriter delivered with the right timing from an actor can produce moments that are both memorable and funny.
Here’s the list of the funniest movie quotes ranked and rated by our visitors.
72. Yes, I know. Made me from dead. I love dead… hate living.
- Boris Karloff as The Monster, in “Bride of Frankenstein”
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73. I never forget a pussy… cat.
- Mike Myers as Austin Powers, in “Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery”
Read more…74. All I’ve ever wanted was an honest week’s pay for an honest day’s work.
- Steve Martin as Master Sergeant Ernest G. Bilko, in “Sgt. Bilko”
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75. They may take our lives, but they will NEVER take our FREEDOM!
- Mel Gibson as William Wallace, in “Braveheart”
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76. Oh, why could I not be made of stone, like thee!
- Charles Laughton as Quasimodo, in “The Hunchback of Notre Dame”
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78. Bridget Jones, wanton sex goddess, with a very bad man between her thighs… Mom… Hi.
- Renee Zellweger as Bridget Jones, in “Bridget Jones\’ Diary”
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79. Well, it’s not the men in your life that counts, it’s the life in your men.
- Mae West as Tira, in “I\’m No Angel”
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80. Look man, you can listen to Jimi but you can’t hear him. There’s a difference man. Just because you’re listening to him doesn’t mean you’re hearing him.
- Wesley Snipes as Sidney Deane, in “White Men Can\’t Jump”
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