Funniest Quotes

The right words from a screenwriter delivered with the right timing from an actor can produce moments that are both memorable and funny.

Here’s the list of the funniest movie quotes ranked and rated by our visitors.

rated 2.74 out of 5
Gentleman Jim

81. The Corbetts are at it again!

- Jack Carson as Walter Lowrie, in “Gentleman Jim”

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rated 2.74 out of 5
Boys Town

82. Ain’t nobody gonna make me look like a mammy singer and get away with it!

- Mickey Rooney as Whitey Marsh, in “Boys Town”

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rated 2.74 out of 5
Mean Guns

83. Valium, prozac, and ritalin. Breakfast of champions.

- Christopher Lambert as Lou, in “Mean Guns”

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rated 2.71 out of 5
The Sea Wolf

84. Tell them, Larson, tell them about your brother, Death Larson, and the fear that comes into your heart at the very mention of his name!

- Gene Lockhart as Dr. Louis Prescott, in “The Sea Wolf”

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rated 2.71 out of 5
Rush Hour 2

85. I’ll bitch slap you back to Bangkok!

- Chris Tucker as Detective James Carter, in “Rush Hour 2″

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rated 2.67 out of 5
Sergeant York

86. You mean you did it to save lives?

- Stanley Ridges as Major Buxton, in “Sergeant York”

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rated 2.67 out of 5
Scent of a Woman

87. Hoo-ah!

- Al Pacino as Lieutenant Colonel Frank Slade, in “Scent of a Woman”

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rated 2.67 out of 5
Angels with Dirty Faces

88. Whadya hear? Whatdaya say?

- James Cagney as William ‘Rocky’ Sullivan, in “Angels with Dirty Faces”

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rated 2.67 out of 5
Rush Hour 2

89. You know, we could have been a good couple. We could have had something special. But you one crazy-ass bitch!

- Chris Tucker as Detective James Carter, in “Rush Hour 2″

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rated 2.61 out of 5
Die Hard

90. Yippie-ki-yay, motherf***er!

- Bruce Willis as John McClane, in “Die Hard”

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